Unsolicited Advice New Baby Greeting Card

The front of this card says it all:

CONGRATULATIONS!  YOU ARE GOING TO BE A FANTASTIC MOM.  I PROMISE TO NEVER OFFER UNSOLICITED PARENTING ADVICE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: NURSING, PUMPING, SLEEPING, CO-SLEEPING, CRIB SLEEPING, ATTACHMENT PARENTING, HIGH CHAIR SAFETY STANDARDS, THE BENEFITS OF BREWER'S YEAST, GLUTEN, VACCINATIONS, TOILET TRAINING, CLOTH VS. DISPOSABLE VS. THAT THEY THEY'RE DOING IN BROOKLYN, NIPPLE SHIELDS, OR GENDER-SPECIFIC NURSERY DECOR BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

Measurements: 4.25" x 5.5"
Blank Inside
Includes a kraft colored envelope
Printed in Los Angeles

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